The Somerville Family Saga: A Sign of the Second Coming

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Ontario Liberals are voting Conservative:

CPAC-SES Dec 29 30 Jan 3: CON 36% LIB 33% NDP 15% BQ 13% GP 4%

How odd...

At 7:30 p.m., jacelyn said...: So what's going on?! Are you on strike or something? Are you still homeless? How's the kids and school? Saundra and church? You and work? Somervilles and Ontario????

Inquiring minds eagerly await your update!
At 11:26 p.m., Anonymous said...: I believe it's time to update the numbers. The Conservatives are ahead by 11 points now (January 12/06). Apparently the liberals are jumping ship.

The Retailers Association of Ontario have just released their December sales report.

In the clothing sector, there has been a run on blue ties, with a surplus of red ties now.

Gun dealers are reporting brisk sales, although the liberals are easy to spot because they have no idea what a gun looks like, even though they know guns are so evil. They report liberals walk out of the store holding their new guns at arms' length as if it were a repulsive dead snake, but assume they will appear to fit in better. So far, the rest of the country can rest easy, because none have thought to inquire about purchasing bullets.

Pickup truck and window mounted gun rack sales are also up.
At 10:48 p.m., Mike said...: I am still alive. We are moved in.

I just got an internet connection (finally) so I will give an update and etc etc. It seems that hell has frozen over again.